Seriously, why do people feel the need to "decorate" their car with stuffed animals? LAME.
And really, if you are old enough to own or even drive a car...then aren't you too old to like stuffed animals enough to use them as decorations? YES YOU ARE.
Top 7 reasons you should not decorate your car with stuffed animals:
1. Car's don't need decorations of any kind.
2. Leaving stuffed animals in the sun fades them and thus ruining them.
3. No one will want to date you after seeing the offensive animals in your car. This is even more true if you are a male.
4. No matter how cool you look...the stuffed animals make you completely lame.
5. So, people like me don't make fun of you.
6. Stuffed animals are a breeding ground for germs and bugs.
7. If you have stuffed animals in your rear window you are more likely to get in an accident (because I may accidentally "bump" your car in sheer irritation.)
Exception: if you have a kid under the age of 10...then you get a pass...I guess.
Okay, enough said.




