In my mind this doesn't need any further discussion...but in case you are an offender...Seriously, why do people feel the need to "decorate" their car with stuffed animals? LAME.
And really, if you are old enough to own or even drive a car...then aren't you too old to like stuffed animals enough to use them as decorations? YES YOU ARE.
Top 7 reasons you should not decorate your car with stuffed animals:
1. Car's don't need decorations of any kind.
2. Leaving stuffed animals in the sun fades them and thus ruining them.
3. No one will want to date you after seeing the offensive animals in your car. This is even more true if you are a male.
4. No matter how cool you look...the stuffed animals make you completely lame.
5. So, people like me don't make fun of you.
6. Stuffed animals are a breeding ground for germs and bugs.
7. If you have stuffed animals in your rear window you are more likely to get in an accident (because I may accidentally "bump" your car in sheer irritation.)
Exception: if you have a kid under the age of 10...then you get a pass...I guess.
Okay, enough said.
6 comments:
LOL!!!! Too bad you didn't get a picture of an old person car from Arizona (that's the type I see the most stuffed animals in).
I've often wondered why people do that and then decided it's because their house is so messy it spills over into the car (not that I can talk, my car needs to be cleaned. Badly.)
I guess I will take all my stuffed animals out of my car then. OOPS.
Kidding. I do not even own a car. I have always thought that stuffed animals in cars was pretty ridiculous and weird.
Not to mention that leaving critters in your car overnight will just make them do what the good book says: They'll multiply and replenish the earth!
I've got two girls, so there are often stuffed animals in my car, sorry to disappoint! Hey, at least they aren't intended as decoration!
You are so funny! I agree with everything you said, it is soooooo weird. I don't even buy it if you have a kid in the car.
I can't believe you actually found this car? They even had stuffed animal head rests, that is amazing! I agree with you, stuffed animals in cars have got to go. I do have a little disco ball that hangs from my mirror, does that count as decorating my car? Elsie liked the little flashes of light it would make when the sun would hit it just right. But she is under ten so, yeah, I don't count!! Yeah! Too funny DNell, I wish I could have been there to witness your initial reaction to this car because this is hilarious!
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