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Showing posts with label work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work. Show all posts

Sunday, August 17, 2008

A Story About Two Lovely Ladies

A long time ago (June) two fair ladies, DaNarla and Kisterina, went on a journey to the southern region of their state. Whilst there they had a grand time. The reason for their journey was to attend very important meetings for their rulers (our boss at our job). Since they had to go such a long way they decided to have fun while going.



They went to a town that has been known to have a constant carnival (Las Vegas). They visited local industries (Hoover Dam for a DAM tour). They learned all they could about the building and construction and even ventured to go deep inside the beast. They were brave women and were not afraid.



Wanting to get into the spirit of the town, they participated in local good luck customs. (Rubbing the toes of the weird statues at Hoover Dam to be lucky in the casinos.) However, they determined later that the good luck customs did not work.



They also partook of the local spirits and food, finding both to their liking. (Mine were virgin drinks lest you get any ideas about me.) The tavern they choose to rest a while was magical in nature and had bricks of fire lining the outside.








Of course, in the new land they encountered many wondrous and strange creatures. Thinking that descriptions were not enough, they pulled out the paints to capture the creatures full beauty.



Now DaNarla, was known in her village to be very vain and loved to look at pictures of herself. It is no wonder that she had some portraits painted of her whilst at the carnival. She was assured that even though the pose was quite unnatural, she would nonetheless attract many men with just one glance. (So, I like to take pictures of myself...sue me.)


As a final act in the City of Carnival the fair maidens received the carnivals mark. Each one choosing a symbol to represent themselves. Kisterina chose a flower because she is as a delicate little flower. DaNarla choose a butterfly to represent her longing for frequent travel. The maidens were not overly concerned about their ruler finding out as they were assured the mark's were only temporary and would wear off within a fortnight.



The next day having conveyed the necessary information from their ruler at the meetings they departed for home. Whilst on their way home they were lured by signs of sweet frozen cream in the land of Beaver. Had they known before they stopped what danger laid in wait, they may have forgone the temptation. Alas, while purchasing their treat Kisterina set down the magical key to their chariot. When the fair ladies were getting ready to depart they discovered they magical key gone. DaNarla and Kisterina looked high and low to no avail. The magical key was gone.



Since they had borrowed the chariot from the ruler for this important trip they sent word and were directed to have the chariot taken to the nearest city with wizards able to produce a new magical key. Kisterina was quite distraught, for the nearest town was several leagues away (Richfield) and it would add half a work day to their journey home.





However, DaNarla upon hearing the news decided to put the time to good use and have many additional portraits drawn of her practicing the pose she learned in the City of Carnival. For she was young and wanted to snare not just one man, but many men to use and play with as her moods changed.














Epilogue: Kisterina was sent a parchment a week later containing the magical key. A distracted woman picked up the magical key thinking it was hers and did not discover the error until the next day.





Moral of the story: Losing the keys to your work car in Beaver is junky. But on the bright side I did have a lot of fun taking pictures of myself!

Fillmore, Beaver

Monday, August 11, 2008

Playing At Work


Remember that one blog I wrote about HATING plastic covered paper clips? Well, I was out of the office one day and what do I come back too?

PLASTIC COVERED PAPER CLIPS hidden ALL over my desk. On my chair, in my papers, taped to bins, inside of drawers, on my can of soup, behind things hung on the wall. Pretty much everywhere.




And who would do such a thing???
THIS GUY.
Chay.
My arch nemisis and BFF at work. I have to admit he is pretty fun MOST OF THE time to keep us all entertained.

I took me days to find all the paper clips. With the last one being found on August 6th. Every time I find one I shake my fist and then silently laugh.


But now, I have all these paper clips just hiding in my desk and waiting.Seeing them gives me inspiration in thinking up a new prank for CHAY.


Although the best thing you can do to him is stare at him. Too bad he doesn't sit by me anymore. I would stare at him for 10 minutes everyday. It freaks him right out of town and he has to get up and leave his desk. I know because I did it once and it made me laugh so hard.

(p.s. I finally learned how to use some things on my camera and took all these pictures and the pictures of the Afrikan coins. I love the MACRO setting. Thanks Megs.)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

My Welcome Back

So, my team decided to welcome me back with this. In case you don't remember the incident with the parking garage arm you will need to search my previous posts to read about the whole story.

They think they are so funny...just wait until they leave on vacation.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Specifically for: CHAIN, CLYDE, TREE, and CHEW


Hey Punk,

I didn't take you precious basketball...but I did find it. If you want it, maybe you should put more effort into finding it. While you are searching you should sing "Beautiful Girls" out loud, I think it would help you think more clearly, since it is your favorite song.

D'Nell

p.s. FIRE aNdy
p.p.s. DIE

Sunday, January 13, 2008

My Brain Is Fried

I have worked so much in the last 2 months that my brain is fried. I want to blog more, but I have no random or interesting thoughts...all thoughts are work or survival thoughts. Hopefully just one more month...although while my mind is suffering currently...my savings is LOVING it!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Downtown...

I love working downtown.

Only Downtown would I be able to walk to work through a construction zone.
Only Downtown would I be able to work in a building with 27 floors.
Only Downtown would I get distracted walking into and out of the building by construction crews demo-ing the building. So fascinating.
Only Downtown would I be able to listen to concerts in the park on my lunch hour.
Only Downtown would I work in a building where they are tearing out floors 1-7...so you will be able to see right through them.
Only Downtown would I work in a building whose main sewer line gets cut and we aren't able to use the restrooms in the building for 4 hours.
Only Downtown would I get to go to the food court in the mall attached to my building to use the restroom while the restrooms in my building are off limits.
But the best part of working Downtown is the Sushi Bar across the street where I get to go for lunches (1/2 price sushi rolls during lunch) and get to meet friends there after work (Wednesdays is 1/2 price sushi).

I love working downtown...

Below are pictures of the friends I had sushi with tonight...


This is Tanner and I. Love him!


Tanner and Tiffanie. Seriously, some funny people...they're great!


Angie and Tiffanie, definitely a fun time. Angie tried sushi and nagri. She gave sushi a thumbs up and almost threw up the nagri.

Thanks for the fun times today!

p.s....I LOVE SUSHI & Nagri!

Monday, October 15, 2007

How Much Do We Pay You??!??!

My Friend Carrie (aka salami face) writes about things her 1st graders say...and it got me thinking about the things I hear at work. So with out further ado I am stealing her idea...

Sometimes I get employees who call and say some pretty crazy things...being in Human Resources, you tend to learn more about employees than you really want too! For instance, I don't need to know if an employee has "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" especially if they are in my singles ward. All of the below situations are actual instances and comments made by employees:

Situation #1: We had an employee call in about how much money she elected to put into her FSA (it is not necessary to know what this term means). On the form she faxed us, she wrote $2000. Well, after a paycheck or two she called in because this amount seemed unusually low to her. We looked at her form and explained the situation. Then she said this: "The form I faxed you only says $3,500, do you think the numbers changed when it went through the fax?" Luckily, I wasn't the person talking to her...or my response would have been "Oh! Dang it! That happens when we forget to feed the Fax Machine People. I am really sorry, I will get the corrected for you right away!" Wow...seriously. What makes it worse is we looked at what she does for us...and let's just say...I don't know that I would want to be a patient in her care. The other sad thing...she makes more than me...so sad!

Situation #2: We have an employee that we will never forget, let's call her Sally. Sally sent us a fax it was too someone named "Bob" at a different company, but with our fax number. We called her to let her know that she sent the fax to the wrong place that she had the wrong fax number. This was her response "Can't you just forward it on to BOB?" I think the appropriate response would have been "Since the fax number on the sheet is ours and Bob doesn't work here, if we try to fax it to him again...we will be faxing it to us, and then we will get the fax again, and try to fax it to him again, and around and around we will go...eventually someone in our department is going to get awfully dizzy!" Wow, again...wow.

I didn't know that fax machines were so hard to use...and that is only the beginning.

One of my favorite shows is "The Office"...ask any HR professional, and they have had circumstances that come pretty close to the scenarios from the show...it is scary. At each place I have worked, I could name a department that would fit right in to the TV show...pretty crazy!

Some days, I wonder if I picked the right career path. I definitely did not pick one that pays the most money...but I did pick one that makes me laugh, and isn't that what life is all about?

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Too Much Spare Time


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Okay, okay, so we have some spare time on our hands at work occasionally AND I just purchased a new camera (love CANNON!). Combine those two and we have the above videos. Disclaimer...I have a slight lisp...I didn't think it was so bad. Yes, I STILL have my invisalign in...and I am slightly annoyed. The price I pay for being VAIN.

The top video is of CHAY.