As I paid my tuition this semester, or rather saw my student loan double so I could pay my tuition this semester, I starting thinking about what I could to not have to take out loans to pay for school.
I am really stressed out about getting into more debt. REALLY STRESSED OUT.
Option 1:
Have some mysterious person offer to pay for my tuition, not strings attached (including my current student loan).
possibility: HIGHLY unlikely
Option 2:
Find a new job that pays more towards tuition than my current job. Down side: I like my job.
possibility: unlikely, since most companies have a waiting period before they pay tuition (say 6 months) plus add the time it takes to find a new job (say 6 months) and then I only have one more semester left.
Option 3: (BEST IDEA YET)
Marry a person who works for the my school then my tuition instantly gets cut in half! I would take a 50% reduction in a heartbeat. But who could I marry? I would even just marry them in name only (total SHAM wedding) and then we could divorce in October 2011. Great plan huh! I think so.
possibility: never gonna happen. I know this is unethical and maybe morally wrong. But what if I just happened to meet someone this semester (who worked for my schoo), fell in love, and got married BEFORE the next semester started. AWESOME!
Hey, a girl can dream can't she?
April 21-23rd 2017
9 years ago
2 comments:
He doesn't even HAVE to work for your school! He could just be RICH! (A double bonus and even better option as far as I'm concerned!) :)
If it were a movie and you had a sham wedding just to pay off tuition, you'd totally fall in love by the end and be SO happy you married him. I'd say it's a winning plan!
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