My favorite morning radio show (X96 Radio from Hell) on Wednesdays read their or listeners lists of things that must go. Well I want to get in on the fun. In my very first edition I want to tell you about something that even thinking about makes me crazy! I can not stand these...and when I drove my Explorer...I had visions of ramming them and squishing them like an annoying Mosquito! What am I talking about. Any car that looks like Geo Metro's or Ford Festiva's. Seriously...they are ridiculous...and ugly...and irritating to me! I don't know why I feel this way, but I do...I really don't like them. Usually if I stated my opinion I hope that no one gets offended...but this time...please be offended! Does anyone else feel this way? No one I am sure feels as strong as me...so today...my list of things that must is short: Ford Festiva's and Geo Metros.
2 comments:
I'm jumping on the this band wagon DNell, I want to start my own list too. Can I play? I agree there is something a little funky about Geo's but I don't think I can be as disgusted as you are because Ty drives as similar car but I only admit this because it is not going to be with us forever (thanks goodness)!
What the Crap! I was lookin at gettin a fiesta for my wife. No ya went and ruined it for me. I was tellin her that they were one of the most popular cars and everyone liked them. Do you think is going to want one now!
If you really want to know what has to go I will tell ya.
1-Hi health insurance premiums, paying $772.00 per month is killing me and my family. If this keeps up I'll be voting a straight Democratic ticket next time around. Government health care could not be much worse.
2- People over forty that have nose, lip, eye, or bellybutton piercings. That includes earrings for men over forty. I mean come on! Your youth is gone! Give it up already. You know the only people who really like that look on you are the other people just like you, so you might want to move back to whoville with the rest of the whohaws.
3- People who say that the worthless piece of humanity that shot-up trolley square did not do it based on his Muslim belief, then turn around and say we are not sure what his motivation was? Then how the hell can you say it was not related to his Muslim beliefs if you do not know what his motivation was? It’s this kind of thinking that leads to #2 on list.
4- Rocky Anderson - NUFF SAID!!
5- Rocky taken Orrin Hatch with you, Please!
6- Any TV show that has CSI in the title.
7- My front neighbor that does not pay me for his half of the water bill. Freakin’ deadbeat!
Well I could go on and on, but you know me, poke a stick in my eye and I could talk forever.
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